I knew there was a reason I was picked on in school! It's because I was a genius! And the other kids felt threatened by my massive intellect!
It has nothing to do with the fact that I was an overweight, glasses-wearing geek who spent all his time with a nose in a book and looked down at the stupidity of all those around him!
Nothing I tell you!
...All right, it had a lot to do with that, but I can dream, can't I?
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